Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Best Safeword Ever

To top off our discussion of safewords, we want to know: what's the best safeword you've ever heard?

Other than the old standbys like "safeword" and the stop-light series (i.e., red, yellow, green), give us your Best. Safeword. Ever.

Leave 'em in the comments.

18 comments:

Marie said...

Cut

Courtny said...

Shrubbery.

Also a fan of 'muffin'.

I pity anyone who chooses 'supercalafrajalisticexpialidocious'.

Marie said...

Yes, shrubbery is awesome.

As you may recall, I am also partial to 'snorkel.'

kalkin said...

'Eyjafjallajokull'. Very topical!

crywulf0357 said...

Restraining order.....my last Fiance had an interesting sense of humor

Marie said...

@crywulf0357:

Talk about a safeword that really spells things out! I like it.

Anonymous said...

"Do it to Julia!" from
http://bitchyjones.wordpress.com/2009/10/02/kinky-sex-tips/ is the best I've heard

Marie said...

Just heard an awesome one today:

Splurt!

Mesix said...

I use the red/yellow/green system in order to convey slow-down or when parts of a scene are uncomfortable, but my "we're completely done right now" safeword is the name of the ex-boyfriend who raped me.

I have a bit of a twisted sense of humour though...

Anonymous said...

"cut" is the best one. nicely done.

Anonymous said...

Fuck you, Master.

Anonymous said...

Ok. My girlfriends safe word is "dick monster, dick monster!!". Works like a champ.

Anonymous said...

Pinapple

Gitty Up said...
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Gitty Up said...

Mummy Lol "

Gitty Up said...

Or how about. Oops

Gitty Up said...

Or. Ripped Rubber. Fun post I liked restraining order that one really made me chuckle , but the chick who posted about her raping x bf scared me , I have to go now , she is spooky , her safe word should be Really. ?

Anonymous said...

Mystery Machine